http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html Getting You A Clear Picture Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:58:39 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5920 mercenarysora Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:56:53 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5920 Can someone please explain the jokes? Can someone please explain the jokes?

]]> http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5919 AmariMontin Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:30:26 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5919 When Dashan first came to Beijing he saw how there were lots of of skyscrapers. As he was looking at one and counting the floors, a little girl comes up to him and asks him how many floors there are, then demands that he give her as much money as there are floors. He said eight, the girl took the money, and Huang Hong asked, "How can you be so stupid to say so many floors?" Then Dashan said, "She's dumber than me, I didn't tell her I live on the eighteenth floor!" When Dashan first came to Beijing he saw how there were lots of of skyscrapers. As he was looking at one and counting the floors, a little girl comes up to him and asks him how many floors there are, then demands that he give her as much money as there are floors. He said eight, the girl took the money, and Huang Hong asked, “How can you be so stupid to say so many floors?” Then Dashan said, “She’s dumber than me, I didn’t tell her I live on the eighteenth floor!”

]]> http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5918 cdan2003 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:46:23 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5918 What he means is that when Dashan first came to Beijing, he was counting the number of floors on a skyscraper. Then a kid came up to him and said that it's illegal and wanted to fine him a doller for every floor he counted. Dashan said "fine, I counted 8 floors." Dashan gave him $8 and he left. Dashan said that the kid is dumber than him, Dashan counted to the 18th floor. What he means is that when Dashan first came to Beijing, he was counting the number of floors on a skyscraper. Then a kid came up to him and said that it’s illegal and wanted to fine him a doller for every floor he counted. Dashan said “fine, I counted 8 floors.” Dashan gave him $8 and he left. Dashan said that the kid is dumber than him, Dashan counted to the 18th floor.

]]> http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5917 cdan2003 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:45:39 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5917 Dashan's joke is that when the 2 of them went to Holland, Dashan taught Huang Hong how to say "how much" in English. Huang memorized it, then went to a store and tried to say it. He ended up reversing the order of the words and the clerk didn't understand him. So he said "sayonara!" and left. Dashan asked him why he suddenly spoke Japanese. Huang replied, if someone has to look stupid, I don't want to make the Chinese people look stupid! Dashan’s joke is that when the 2 of them went to Holland, Dashan taught Huang Hong how to say “how much” in English. Huang memorized it, then went to a store and tried to say it. He ended up reversing the order of the words and the clerk didn’t understand him. So he said “sayonara!” and left. Dashan asked him why he suddenly spoke Japanese. Huang replied, if someone has to look stupid, I don’t want to make the Chinese people look stupid!

]]> http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5916 DashanTV Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:55:49 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5916 Wow, these are two good examples of how translation kills humour. Wow, these are two good examples of how translation kills humour.

]]> http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5915 cdan2003 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:08:00 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5915 Well, jokes always sound best when you hear someone say them. Well, jokes always sound best when you hear someone say them.

]]> http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5914 bombaykitty Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:42:49 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5914 Lol, completely. Lol, completely.

]]> http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-5913 JayDizzzL Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:23:01 +0000 http://closedcircuittelevisiondirectory.com/2009/12/16/dashan-exchanges-jokes-with-huang-hong-%e5%a4%a7%e5%b1%b1%e4%b8%8e%e9%bb%84%e5%ae%8f%e4%ba%92%e6%8d%a2%e5%b0%8f%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d.html#comment-5913 da shan (the canadian) 's joke is that the other comedian went into a store and tried to use english to ask how much something cost. Instead, the chinese comedian got mixed up and used chinese that sounded similar to "How much?" He says hao chi ma? (does it taste good?) ma hao chi (the horse tastes good) and chi hao le ma? (did you eat well/ finish eating?) da shan (the canadian) ’s joke is that the other comedian went into a store and tried to use english to ask how much something cost. Instead, the chinese comedian got mixed up and used chinese that sounded similar to “How much?” He says hao chi ma? (does it taste good?) ma hao chi (the horse tastes good) and chi hao le ma? (did you eat well/ finish eating?)

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